Mikey Black
MIKEY"Snoogans to the Camarilla. I’m busy under the hood." |
THE RUNDOWN
- **Sect:** Anarch (Technically)
- **Clan:** Caitiff (And proud of it, man)
- **Social Class:** Neonate
THE CROWN JEWEL
"Basically K.I.T.T., but with more bullet holes and better speakers."
MODS: Bore-stroked engine, reinforced chassis, trunk-mounted arsenal, 80s synth-wave tapes on loop.
DOSSIER: THE SURVIVOR
Mikey was just another small town dropout when a **Cute Goth Girl** ruined his ability to enjoy a beach day ever again. Since '99, it's been a blur of muzzle flashes and burning rubber. He was supposed to be a "one-night casualty," but Mikey’s too loud and too fast to die.
He survived the **Martinsburg Sect Wars** by embracing a simple philosophy: **Shoot first, ask questions never.** He’s seen his brothers and sisters dusted for "Elder Politics" that didn't mean shit, and he’s done with it.
Now? He’s the guy you go to when you need to get from Point A to Point B while being chased by something nasty. He runs a crew of outcasts, misfits, and mortals who don't ask why the boss only works the graveyard shift.
> **MIKEY-ISMS:** > * "Politics is just a fancy word for 'who's gonna backstab me first?'" > * "You want a ride? Seatbelt’s broken. Hold onto the shotgun." > * "Is that a Prince? Cool. Does he know how to change a spark plug?"
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THE ARSENAL & SKILLS
| ATTRIBUTE | LEVEL | NOTES |
|---|---|---|
| **DRIVING** | ★★★★★ | Can drift a semi-truck if the pay is right. |
| **FIREARMS** | ★★★★☆ | Prefers anything loud and semi-automatic. |
| **MAINTENANCE** | ★★★★☆ | If it has an engine, he can make it scream. |
| **POLITICS** | ☆☆☆☆☆ | "Is this the part where I shoot you?" |
NO CAMARILLA. NO SABBAT. JUST THE ROAD.
